Rabbids: Party of Legends/Transcript

• Narrator: We must start the story of Journey to the West here, when the Monkey King was born from a magical stone... ...he ruled over his tribe at the Flower Fruit Mountain... ...learned various skills... ...and gained many enchanted items... ...all of which shaped his destiny... ...and allowed him to become a god of the Celestial Empire! But it all fell apart... The Awakened One imprisoned him under the Five Finger Mountain. Five hundred years later that he was rescued by Tripitaka. They traveled west, where they met Pigsy and Sandy along their journey. Together they overcame many trials and tribulations before arriving at Leiyin Temple to receive the enlightenment from the Awakened One. Suddenly... ...a bright light flashed across the sky... ...it was a SudsQueen 5000 washing machine! Amidst the chaos... ...the sacred books fell to the land of the living! Rabbids flooded from the washer... ...which had a large, cubic foot capacity. The Awakened One waved his hand... ...he trapped the washing machine under a magic ball. He sent Rabbids to the land of the living. "Gather the sacred books and I will return your washing machine!" So they remembered what the Awakened One said... "If you want your high efficiency washing machine, return my sacred books." The ground rushed to meet the Rabbids... ...below them were FOUR STONE EGGS! The Awakened One lifts his palm - Sandy waves goodbye... Wait! What's that? The dust settles, revealing more enchanted places to explore. What are we waiting for? Let's go! The Bone Queen vanishes, but the Rabbids are STILL at it! They spy something shiny at the distance... They run towards it and find buried treasure! The Heroes have found Gold and Silver Carrots! Finders-keepers, right? A little suction will do the trick! Wait! This isn't treasure! It's... Gold and Silver-horned monsters! Away they go! They land outside a small temple... ...right into a watermelon patch! I can't see! Hey! We stole these watermelons first! ONE sacred book for each watermelon! Deal! ...Sucker! The Heroes ride the giant turtle all the way to shore... ...where they bid it farewell. They found the last of the sacred books! The Rabbids float towards Paradise. Even the mean ones. The Heroes return the scared books to the Awakened One... ...who removes the magic bell... and returns their washer, now blessed with antimicrobial technology. Tripitaka leaps into the washing machine... ...where he found the treasure they left behind! Their Gold Plunger! Rabbids scramble to grab the Gold Plunger... ...everyone ends up inside the washer! It starts up... ...and like a good spin rinse cycle, our story comes full circle. The washing machine folds space and time. Everything is peaceful and calm again. FINALLY, the Awakened One prepares to enlighten the Monk and his disciples... What's that sound? Oh, no! It can't be!