Phantom of the Bwahpera is a Song sung by the Phantom in Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle, It was composed by Grant Kirkhope, and sung by The Phantom's voice actor, Augustin Chemelle.
Lyrics[]
Act 1:
Bwah.. Hum..Ah-ehm, Bwaaaah-Bwah-Bwah BwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH! Bwah, Ahem-har...Humph! You think yours is a real moustache? Who's done me a thousand wrongs Ever since Donkey Kong? Slithering down every pipe despite his plumb-shaped body type! Who's gonna run in fear while screaming 'Mamma miaaaaaaaaaa'? Who leaves me gray and grim? Oh, what does Peach see in him? MARIO! With great joy in my heart each time I watch Mario Kart! You're first and doing so well but here comes the Spiny Shell! Ha ha ha! And now you and your Rabbid friends have finally met your ends! Just let me catch my breath then I'll 'high C' you to death!
Act 2: (Go unused)
So that is all you've got, You didn't hurt me a lot! I'll help you to recap: Between you and me, There's a gap! Mario, you're such a bore... Your blows just make me snore! You haven't hurt me a single bit (Ha ha ha!) Prepare for my greatest HIT!
Act 3:
Who do you think you are? You should kneel, I'm the STAR! You are nothing but a parody. I'll find you a good role in a...TRAGEDY (ha ha ha ha). "It's a me, let's a go!", The only words you know! My art will touch your Princess' HEART, and you will be pulled APAAAAART! You think you'll win this tournament? I'll send you to retirement! You're so not worth the hassle. Your Princess is in another castle! Mushrooms won't end the pain... Time for the Phantom to start his reiiiiiign!